sailorbrazil:

oooooooooouuuuuuuu

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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bitchstew:

encriptado:

meanplastic:

This iconic “makeover” on 10 Years Younger.

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We gotta find that stylist and put her in jail

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tfry1440:

thatpettyblackgirl:

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You can even tell he’s not doing this just for the camera because when he says “You!” in the beginning the kid doesn’t get scared! The way he’s smiling brings me SO MUCH joy. 

This is great motivation he is a great father and even better example for black men

The yelling I LOVE YOU killed me 😭😂

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pomrania:

pharoahamunsadji:

mulaneysbutt:

lizatonix:

bobertlutece:

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

Emmy Award Winning™️

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

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averagefairy:

averagefairy:

did humans invent math or did we discover it

does math even exist

i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous 

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gallusrostromegalus:

the-scarlet-spider:

braincoins:

freshfriedtrash:

skazuhira-miller:

glenjamin-danzig:

who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’

scientist: (gazing up at space) 
scientist: ……….. it sure is a milky boy 

NO

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

ASTRONOMERS ARE THE SHITTIEST EVER AT NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT.

When it came time to name the two theoretical particle types that might be dark matter THEY INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL “WIMPS” AND “MACHOS” I SHIT YOU NOT

THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING ANYTHING

I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson himself LAST NIGHT and he went on about this more than once.

“I’m walking down the street and I’m like ‘ooh pretty rock…’ and some Geologist is like ‘actually, that’s anorthosite feldspar’ and I’m like ‘Nevermind, I don’t want it anymore.’ Any biologists in the audience? [some clapping] Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. The most important molecule in the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE SYLLABLES and it’s so long that even YOU GUYS abbreviate it as ‘DNA’!

But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man, we call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons? NEUTRON STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF. You know that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we called it? JUPITER’S RED SPOT.”

okay i’m glad you mentioned the biologist nonsense bc their naming methods are the bane of my existence

I see your astrophysicists-are-shit-at-names and raise you Marine-Biologists-Are-Fucking-Maniacs.

See this beautiful creature?

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It’s a carnivorous deep-sea sponge that lives off of Easter Island and never sees the light of day, as it’s about 9000 feet down. Those delicate-looking orbs are covered in millions of tiny hooked spines, which latch onto anything unfortunate enough to bump into it, and hold it in place as it is digested alive by the sponge’s skin.  Amazing, beautiful and profoundly creepy.  They could have given it so many cool names.  Could have drawn on mythology (I think Scylla would have been an appropriate reference), the region it was found in, the textured skin, PHAGOCYTOSIS, anything!  

You wanna know what they called it?

PING-PONG TREE SPONGE.

Good job, marine biologists.

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digitaldiscipline:

jeza-red:

screemcat:

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not all heroes wear capes

Big sit energy

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fullcravings:
“Vegan Bergamot Scented Pound Cake
”
sensei-wrong:
“ drinkyourjuiceshelby:
“ Depends on who’s asking
” ”
gentlemanstallion:
“ questionably-gay:
“ cr-familiar-faces:
“ cr-familiar-faces:
“ 5n4k3c47h3dr4l:
“”
Windex isn’t carbonated
” ”
But….. the scent………………
”
They’re both windex. I’ve been drinking it for years to build up an immunity
”

gentlemanstallion:

questionably-gay:

cr-familiar-faces:

cr-familiar-faces:

5n4k3c47h3dr4l:

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Windex isn’t carbonated 

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But….. the scent………………

They’re both windex. I’ve been drinking it for years to build up an immunity

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